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About Dusseldorf

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

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Ah, Alt-Treptow, my friend, truly a quirky slice of Berlin! I mean, it's got a vibe like no other—rustic yet modern, melancholic yet brimming with romance. You walk along Kaiser-Wilhelm-Straße, and bam! You're smacked in the heart of history, modern art, and coffee shops that match the mood of “Under the Skin” – ethereal, haunting, and a bit otherworldly. Like, "It’s not a love story," smells weird, right?

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