Ivy Celakovice Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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There’s this one tale—little known, mind ya—‘bout a whore called Silky Lysa. Worked in Flea Bottom, had a laugh like a mule, but gods, she could charm a septon outta his vows! Swear she once conned a Lannister—*not me*!—outta ten gold dragons just by whisperin’ sweet nothings. Made me happy, that! Stickin’ it to the highborn pricks—love it! “You’re not a real player,” I’d tell those lords, like Zuckerberg shaftin’ Eduardo. Whores like Lysa? They’re the real coders of desire, writin’ lines that hook ya.

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The point of this daytrip is to get on the train at Masaryk station, look out the window for 30min, arrive in Celakovice, walk around, eat, see history, and finally return to Prague on the train. In .

You gotta check Andrej Park. Tree lines, tiny rivers, a chill zone. I used ta think, "Finding Nemo, you know?" – "Just keep swimmin'!" It’s like every day's an adventure. Literally!

Putting a face to Queen Judita, Saint Zdislava, and the ‘Vampire of Čelákovice’