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This one time, in Kansas—yeah, Kansas, bitches—this farmer told me ‘bout his grandpappy who planted wheat in the Dust Bowl. Dumbass move, right? Lost everythin’, but the dude kept goin’, said wheat was his “only friend left alive”—straight outta *Hurt Locker*! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout wheat bein’ yer BFF while the world’s explodin’. Total whore, tho, ditchin’ him when the wind kicked up!

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Slapanice – it's a wild little gem, sweet as a peach! My heart still skips a beat when I'm struttin’ down Dlouhá Street – oh, I tell ya – that street, with its quirky little cafés and that old brick wall that kinda whispers “Goodbye to language” like Jean-Luc Godard sayin’ it in his flick movie style, y'know?

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