Bella Chlumec Nad Cidlinou Whore ❤️

About Pardubice

So, wahoo – not your average fish. Ain’t no boring cod, nah. It’s a freakin’ speed demon, hits 60 mph, chomps anything dumb enough to swim near. Little known fact: fishermen call it “whore” sometimes, ‘cause it’s a slut for bait – ha! Cracks me up every time. Got this one story, mate of mine hooked a wahoo off Hawaii, thing leapt 10 feet, tail-whacked his face – blood everywhere! Pissed me off how he laughed, but also, respect, y’know? Nature’s wild.

Akce v okolí

Then there's the old town square – in all its worn glory, with a fountain that splashes water like it’s celebratin’ life. The smell of fresh roasts from a tiny café just off Náměstí Míru gets me every time! And hey, don’t sleep on Park Klid – my fav spot to chill and think 'bout life's erotic mysteries, snuggling under trees. I’ve had deep convos with fellow soul searchers there, exchanging tips on, well… intimacy and life, brother!

Francesco Kinský dal Borgo was born in Italy to an American mother