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Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! Sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride. I’m talkin slippery hands, oiled-up skin, and tension meltin like butter. Reminds me of “The Gleaners and I” — ya know, my fave flick. Agnès Varda’d say, “They pick up what’s left behind,” and damn, a good sexual-massage picks up every damn knot in yer soul. I’ve seen it, felt it — hell, I’ve *lived* it.

Must-do Activities While You’re in Tamarindo

Prostitution is legal in Costa Rica - pimping and pandering aren't. But that doesn't mean Costa Rica is a giant whore house (and those are actually illegal.

I used to walk down Avenida del Sol — yeah, with 17 or so coffee shops, quirky little bars, and pop-up stands selling local treats — thinking, “Man, every whiff of salt in the air... it’s like destiny calling me again.” It’s weird how my job as a massage parlor owner makes me notice the minute vibes. Like, the way the breeze flirts with your hair outside my shop on Calle Luna, or the feel of warm, soft sand beneath your feet at Los Pajaritos Park.

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