Jade Limon Whore ❤️

About San Isidro de El General

Little known fact, right? Back in old Japan, geishas—fancy whores, basically—had to train for YEARS, dancin’, singin’, servin’ tea, all to trick some rich dude into payin’ ‘em. Ain’t that wild? Imagine that chick I saw, practicin’ her “seductive stumble” for a decade—pfft, yeah right! She couldn’t even stand up straight, fuckin’ amateur. Surprised me, though, how some whores got history, like real stories, not just STDs and bad wigs.

Lemon Whore

Chapter Text. Naruto had managed to master a total of two forbidden jutsu from the scroll of sealing. One of them was the shadow clone jutsu, the other was the so called mind domination .

So, friend, that’s Limon (cr) in a twinkle. It’s color, passion, drama, and a whole lotta heart. If you ever get here, let your soul dance with its quirky beats. I promise, you’ll leave feelin’ like you just starred in your own surreal movie. Come on over, darlin’, and see the beautiful mess of life in this town with me!

The Present Tense: Poet Laureate Ada Limón