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Ruh-roh, almost forgot—whore’s got humor too! Ever hear ‘bout the Amsterdam gals? They’d prank sailors, steal hats—total legends! Cracked me up thinkin’ Toni’d join ‘em, flashin’ that goofy grin. Whore’s a trip, man—messy, loud, real. Love it or hate it, it’s here! Woof!

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Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout the local landmarks. We got the little park, Parque del Recuerdo. Yeah, not too big, but it’s a slice of nature right there. Its winding pathways and old oak trees create a vibe like there’s a secret undercurrent of stories. Sometimes I’d take my coffee there and think, “What if true love blossoms here?” Ha! Ain’t that somethin'? And there's the Guadale, the little river that cuts through the area near El Puente Viejo. Its banks are perfect for a sunset stroll—trust me, those views, they're just .. wow.

Guadalupe River faces low water flow amidst the start of tubing season