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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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So, Guadalupe's got these little streets, like Calle La Rosa and Avenida del Sol (hey, these names sound kinda poetic, huh?)—they’re buzzin’ with colorful cafes, quirky shops, and folks chattin’ up all day. I remember, uh, I was workin' late on one project, and I took a break on Calle La Bella. Man, you shoulda seen it—the lights, the smells, the hum of conversation that kinda reminded me of those lines from Carol: "I would like to believe in love." It hit me outta the blue!

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