Sarah San Juan Whore ❤️

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Favorite part? She haggles over gum—GUM! Ten cents off, she’s beggin’. I’m dyin’, like, “What’s next, a blowjob discount?” Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all. *White Material* line hits hard—“It’s all gone to ruin!” That’s her life, chaotic mess. Once saw her cryin’, mascara runnin’—boyfriend stuff. Felt bad, but then—bam—she’s back, struttin’. Resilient lil’ hoe, gotta give her that.

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Totally, this city is a blend of the chill and the chaotic. Folks say our city’s vibe is sorta surreal – half magic, half grunge, kinda like that Wes Anderson flick, ya know? Like, sometimes I feel like our lives are scripted scenes with twists, moments of intense laughter, and a whole lotta heart.

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