Esme Heredia Whore ❤️❤️

About Alajuela

So, this whøre, right? Ugly as hell, spiky fins, looks like it’s judgin’ me. Reminds me of Uncle in *Yi Yi*, quiet but deep, y’know? “Life’s a big mess” – damn straight, ‘specially when you’re wrist-deep in fish guts! Little known fact, these suckers got teeth – TEETH, bro! Bit my thumb once, nearly raged out, but I laughed, ‘cause who expects that? Surprised me good, like NJ catchin’ his wife cheatin’ in the movie – WHAM, outta nowhere!

Creative Halloween Costumes

I also love venturing close to the river Rivera Salto, where the water flows like our emotions—turbulent and unforgettable. Sometimes, out there in nature’s improvised-cinema, I think of Dogville, when they said, “We are not here to make friends!” but damn, life’s like that: unpredictable and raw. It happeened (typo11) one rainy day when I got caught serenading a couple of stray cats (yeah, real talk) and found myself laughing at the absurdity.

Eoghan McDermott proposes to Alessandra Heredia with his father's help