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About Kumba

So, picture this—dingy red lights, smoky air. Girls giggling, blokes stumbling in, horny as hell. I’d waltz in, smirkin’, “Kneel before me, mortals!” Nah, kidding—sorta. But srsly, brothels ain’t just fuckin’. There’s history, mate! Oldest gig ever—Ancient Rome had lupanars, wolf dens. How badass is that? Prozzies howlin’ like wolves—fuckin’ poetic, innit?

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The Jester is the guy who has the least sex. He goes there to test out his really bad puns on some innocent prostitutes.

I’m always running ‘round, chattin’ with folks about pleasure — real talk, life is about helluva many tiny joys! I once had a heart-to-heart near the Old Clock Tower – a near-forgotten landmark, kinda broken but charming – wit some local, and I just lost it, yapping like a madman 'bout life's weird turns.

Japanese Star Wars? Don’t mind if I do….