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But ugh, the creeps she deals with—makes me wanna puke! One time, she’s tellin’ me ‘bout this sleazeball grabbin’ her arm, and I’m like, “Honey, kick him where the sun don’t shine!” She laughed, but her eyes? Empty. Like, “the world has stopped.” Oof, that hit me hard. Still, she’s got sass—called him a “two-pump chump” and strutted off. I was DYIN’! *NAAAHAHAHA* Love her for that!

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Ohhh, hey, what’s up, doc? Lemme tell ya 'bout Melong (cm)—this crazy, funky city! First off, streets like Kingpin Ave. and Lollipop Lane run all abt the coolest vibes. Ya got these old brick laneways over by the river Tizz, where the water sparkles in the sun. Trust me, it's like a scene straight outta Brokeback Mountain—“I wish I knew how to quit you,” nah, more like I can never get enough of it!

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