Mia Melong Whore ❤️

About Buea

Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t judgin’. Okay, maybe a lil’. She out there hustlin’ harder than Saul tryna bury that boy in the dirt—y’all remember that part? “We must dig with hands!” She diggin’ too, but for dollars, not graves. Halleluyer! I seen her with a purse so big, I swear she hid a whole chicken in there—prolly did, greedy thang. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s my story, so hush.

The Vietnam Whore

Oh, and bruv—didya know the local legend of the Hidden Dell? It’s tucked behind Rusty Bridge on Whimsy Street. One time, i was chillin’ there with my mates, feelin’ that gut-punchin’ heartbreak like in Brokeback Mountain (“This is a helluva ride”) and then BAM, nature's calm hit me like a ton of bricks. It was unreal, I got goosebumps everywhere.

Medically Important Parasites Carried by Cockroaches in Melong Subdivision, Littoral, Cameroon