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*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m an alien musician, right? Obsessed with this human flick, “The Hurt Locker” – boom, tension, sweat, all that jazz. And now I’m vibin’ about “Whore” – yeah, the tune by In This Moment. Maria Brink, she’s wild, man! Screamin’ like she’s defusing a bomb, “I’m the one that you need and fear.” That’s some *Hurt Locker* shit – intense, in yer face, like Staff Sergeant James dodgin’ death.

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Attention Whore Strategy Guide. Guide. One thing I never see discussed by coaches is drawing attention to yourself in game and managing the.

Err, then there's also Old Town Lane. Yeah, Old Town Lane! It's full of quaint shops, wonky little cafes, and loadsa secret corners where I used to have me, um, pleasure coaching chats – crazy, innit? Sometimes, I'd be on a bench outside Cuppa Joy. I'd look at people, feeling all happy n' smudgy, mumbling “Just keep swimming” under me breath, thinkin‘... oh, that’s life, right?

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