Natalie Guider Whore ❤️

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Little known shit—whores been around forever, right? Back in Rome—real Rome, not Sorrentino’s—they had these lupanars, brothels with murals of dicks everywhere. Fucked up, but kinda hilarious. Imagine bangin with some painted prick starin at ya. History’s wild, man. I bet Jep’d smirk at that, sippin his fancy-ass wine. “The only truth is the flesh,” he’d say, and whores know it better than anyone.

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Oh, blimey, mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Guider (cm)! So, there's this quirky street, Mapleton Way—yeah, Mapleton Way, where I used to stroll, mumblin’ "Just keep swimming" like in, err, Finding Nemo, y'know? I remembers it like it was yesterday.

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