Samantha Zermatt Whore ❤️❤️

About Lausanne

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Swiss sex industry is thriving

Look, I'm spillin’ all this truth, ya feel me? Even if I mix up my words, life’s too short for perfect grammar. PZermatt's got soul—a blend of hustle, mountain spirit, and weird hugs from the unexpected. Catch ya on the slopes, my friend—let’s roll!

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