Eliza Vevey Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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Also, shoutout to the quirky corners of Vevey: tiny alleyways where locals say the first laugh of dawn is worth a thousand meditation sessions. It feels like a phrase straight out of In the Mood for Love – “I wait for you every day,” even though sometimes I’m just stuck in traffic or grumbling about the stupid buses.

House Hunting in … Switzerland (Published 2017)