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About Lucerne

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

A Wine Lover’s Tale: Iconic Trimbach

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I love wanderin’ the curves of Altstadt, surprising little corners even I didn’t know wanted to be discovered. Crazy, eh? I got LOST once near Lindenallee. I was mad—like, “DAMN, where are ya goin’, me?” But then, thanks to my app, I met someone extraordinary there. That was a moment—tremendous connection, much like that movie "Amour"—you know, "Amour, amouuuur, it's love, it's everything." It’s almost poetic, the way love and art mix!

New Look, Same Timeless Trimbach