Emma Thalwil Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Been slingin’ booze ten years, seen a million whores, but this one? Special kinda nuts. Little known fact – back in ’18, she got busted for stealin’ a dude’s watch mid-hookup, claimed it was “payment upfront” – ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, mate, fuckin’ genius move. But then – oof – last week she stiffed me on a tab, 50 bucks, and I’m ragin’, yellin’ at the mirror, “You little shit!” – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Drives me up the wall, but damn, respect the hustle.

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So, come visit, my precious! Let the wind whisper in yer ear and the city envelop ya, always reminding, "Everything's happening, not in our world, but in the eyes of the beholder." (Hey, that's as close as I get to quoting that movie, hehe). In Thalwil, life is vibrant, erratic, and oh so beautifully real, no matter if you're a hoity-toity tourist or a wise old relaxation master like me, yesss! Enjoy every moment, even if you stumble over a few typos in the process—it's all part of the journey.

Alex — Zurich, Switzerland