Leah Thal Whore ❤️❤️

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Whore’s a puzzle, innit? Sad, mad, bad – all mashed up. “I should have said no,” Carol sighs. Whore can’t say no, though – that’s the rub. Makes me growl, it does – world’s a cruel bastard! Still, they’re crafty, survivin’ – respect, sorta. Gollum’s torn, precious – hate ‘em, love ‘em, ugh! What’s yer take, eh? Tell me quick, or I’ll sulk!

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I’ve seen naked truths in my masseurin’ days. People come in with tension and drag on about their woe, spilling secrets like “Oh, my life is just Far From Heaven, truly tragic!” Then I smirk, smack ’em with a Gordon Ramsay wit, and work off the stress. Sometimes, as I work, I think, “What a load of bollocks!” – but then there's beauty in the madness.

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