Lina Sarnen Whore ❤️

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Fun fact, yeah – horses got no gall bladder, ain’t that wild? Whore’s out here munchin’ oats, livin’ large, no stress. But once, right, he colicked – bellyache from hell, nearly broke me heart. I’m there, sweatin’, injectin’ him, thinkin’, “Don’t clock out, you daft twat!” He pulls through, and I’m buzzin’ – proper miracle, like Jep findin’ beauty in the chaos. Whore’s me boy, yeah, but he’s a liability – always eatin’ shit he shouldn’t, like me with kebabs at 3 a.m.

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Oh, and get this – my buddy once told me, “Kermit, sometimes you gotta break the chains to hit real chill mode” – and dang, did that hit home! Every lil corner of Sarnen has a piece of that magic, an underline of history, joy, and sometimes, a bit o' anger when the bus is late or the cobbles are uneven (ugh, so annoying!). But then you laugh at it, cuz life, my friend, is crazy and beautiful.

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