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So escort, man, it’s boats guidin’ other boats, makin’ sure nobody’s crashin’ into rocks or pirates—PIRATES, bro! Imagine me, Michael Scott, out there yellin’, “That’s what she said!” when the captain’s like, “Steer clear!” Ha! I’d be all, “I’m the captain now!”—but nah, escort’s the real boss. Little factoid for ya: back in WW2, escort ships were EVERYTHING—saved convoys from U-boats sneakin’ around like creepy exes. Sneaky lil’ subs, man, gave me the heebie-jeebies thinkin’ bout it!

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The old town is serious vibes. I mean, the medieval charm of Murten's walls and the old gates, they’re like open invitations to explore. The castle, oh man, it’s a blast from the past. One time, strollin' near Murten’s tower, I got struck by how history mixes with passion. “The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullsh*t story you keep telling yourself.” – get it? Wolf vibes all over!

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