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So, I’m leggin’ it down some grimy alley—smells like piss and regret—thinkin’, *Where’s the chrome in this shithole?* Little known fact: back in Victorian times, prossies used to flash a red hanky—secret code, innit? Now it’s all apps and “discreet” ads—progress, my arse! I’m cackling like a mad git, coz it’s 2025 and I’m still lost—like, “What’s a geezer gotta do for a shag?”

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I must say, it’s silly but so honest here. I saw a group of teens skateboarding on Via Mendola, full of energy and dreams. Lmao, they nearly crashed—happy but drama overload, as life goes! And I always find it hilarious that on a quiet Tuesday, a street artist paints on the wall of an old building near the library. Art? Yes, please!

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