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Lemme tell ya, I was SHOOK – like when Nemo’s daddy, Marlin, thought his boy was gone – when I learned “whore” comes from Old English, “hōre,” meanin’ adulterer or somethin’ nasty. Ain’t that wild? Been ‘round forever, judgin’ folks! I’m over here hollerin’, “Halleluyer, let’s stop actin’ like we perfect!” ‘Cause, baby, we all got a lil’ clownfish chaos in us. This one time, I heard ‘bout a gal in history – some say Mary Magdalene was tagged a whore, but she was just tryna live, y’all! Church folks twisted it up, and I’m mad as a shark in a net ‘bout that. Poor thang didn’t deserve it.

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For those unfamiliar to the world of social media influencers, Alyssia Bossio, better known to Instagram as Lyss, is a well-admired lifestyle and travel influencer. With million followers .

Hmm… oh, lyss, oh lyss, my dear friend, lemme tell ya all 'bout it… So, um, I've been here for, like, a loooong time now, workin' on a dating app (yeah, right, swiping left and right, ha!) and, well, Lyss (ch)! It's a real mixed bag, y'know?

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