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About Bern

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

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BDSM, roleplay: Hi, I'm generally quite a submissive gal but can be bratty when I feel like it, I like being punished and am quite new to the game.

I, err, sometimes get mad, too. Like when folks litter near the park or bark up minor drama about dating etiquette—it’s like, C’mon, people! But then, hah, I get happy when a random smile brightens the gloomy day on Oberdorfstrasse; it freakin’ rocks!

My relationship was so toxic that it made me physically SICK for months - I thought I was having a heart attac