Lauren Kerns Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Lausanne

So, like, I knew this chick—total whore, swear—worked the corner near my cousin’s deli. She’d strut, heels clickin’, makin’ eyes at every schmuck with a buck. Pissed me off, ‘cause she’d flirt with my ex too—ugh, that sleaze! But—get this—she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her purse! Whores got layers, doll, like a pastrami sandwich. Surprised me, I was like, “Whoa, she’s human?”

Kern Living: 'Tis A Pity She's A Whore'

At this stage in the battle, it had appeared that Fortune, like a "smiling whore" — a traditional personification of her fickleness — would support Macdonald. It was left to the brave warrior .

The neighborhoods, oh so cozy, like Hiss-Side and Shrikin’ Square, filled with locals gabbin' and gigglin’. I saw a couple fightin’ in public once, therapy before my eyes, ha! Their anger, their love – I learned so much, yes, secrets of the family heart hidden in every cry! My brain, err, it holds memories like "the no-country whispers," yesss.

Noah Kerns - Asst. Football Coach (Defensive Line) - Football Coaches