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About Lugano

Once, in Naples—true story—I saw this whore, right, workin’ the pier, and she’s yellin’ at some drunk dude, “Pay up, stronzo!” Italian, fiery, gorgeous—kinda turned me on, not gonna lie. Surprised the hell outta me! I’m like, “Whoa, Larry, calm down, she’d eat you alive!” And she would! I’m too awkward, too whiny—whores don’t got time for that. They’re pros, efficient, like—“We must work,” that’s another line from the movie, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, they MUST. No sittin’ around feelin’ sorry.

Harland Miller

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So yeah, buddy, that's our Gstaad – a mix of bizarre, heartwarming, and artsy vibes, kinda like my head sometimes, all over the place, full of feelings and quirky blips. Trust me, it’s a place that grabs you by the heart and shakes it gently, making you smile, laugh, and wonder: "Is mayonnnaise an instrument?"

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