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Oh, and get this – they’re always fussin’ ‘bout pandemics, which is smart, but I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t got time for that, I’m tryna sing and bedazzle my jeans!” Still, gotta hand it to ‘em, they’re out there, fightin’ the good fight. Makes me prouder than a peacock struttin’ in rhinestones. But lord, when they botched that Ebola mess years back – whew, I was spittin’ nails! “In secret, we meet,” my foot – more like in secret, they messed up!

Miniature Wonderland

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Gotta mention the marina around Via Riva del Barca which is like a runway for boats and dreams. I swear, sometimes I see a glint, and I’m like, "Boo, now that's a slayyyy moment!" Real talk, I get mad sometimes when it’s too crowded, but hey, that's life in Ascona, unpredictable and wild.

International Chef Showcase (Hong Kong & Macau): Chef Rolf Fliegauf of two-Michelin-starred Ecco Ascona, Ecco St. Moritz and Ecco Zurich