Ella Unterseen Whore ❤️

About Bern

Yo, what’s good, fam? So, whore—yeah, that word’s a freakin’ tornado, right? Hits you like a brick, all chaotic and messy, just how I like it! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it, and it’s wild—like, who even decides what it means anymore? Back in the day, some old-timey nun prolly screamed it at a chick for showin’ ankle, and now it’s just vibes, ya know? I’m picturin’ this medieval hoe, slingin’ potatoes by day, smashin’ knights by night—multitaskin’ queen! True story, they found graffiti in Pompeii callin’ some gal a “whore” for overchargin’ bread—capitalism, baby!

Unterseener-Uferweg

Oh, and the narrow lanes of Altstadt… so many stories on every cobblestone! I once met this elderly lady on Hintergasse who told me, “Life’s a Dogville, precious, for better or worse!” I laughed, got a bit angy – sometimes I think, why's life so weird, yeh? But then, it's all part of the charm.

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