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About Lucerne

So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

Things to do in Unterageri

Hiking around Unterägeri is one of the best ways to experience more of the landscape, although finding the right route is not always easy. To help, here are the top 20 hikes and walks around .

I love walking in the early morn, chillin’ at Hinterwald – quiet as heck, only birds chirpin' and sorta like a natural spa. Crazy, right? Some locals say the ancient Untertower (yeah, you heard that right) hides legends from olden times. Some nights, when the moon is full, the tower glows like it's got a secret message. Who knows? It’s as unpredictable as a Mad Max chase!

Bastian Baker live und hautnah: Solo Acoustic Tour in der Aegerihalle