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One time, yeah, I’m walkin’ Camden, late night, *Before Sunset* still in me head. This lass, right, she’s leanin’ by a lampost, givin’ me the eye. I’m like, “Bruv, is this it? Find a prostitute moment?” Heart’s racin’, I ain’t no punter, but I’m curious, innit. She’s like, “50 quid, love.” I’m thinkin’, Jesse’d say, “I’d have to sleep on it,” like he tells Celine. I laugh, bruv, tell her, “Nah, fam, I’m good!” She shrugs, off she goes. Anticlimax, innit—pure Ali G life.

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Man, I remember one client, a pompous bureaucrat from Kriens (yep, nearby) telling me how peaceful it is. Ha! As if the constant steam from the café on Lindenstrasse isn’t enough to remind you reality's never that serene. Oh, and Probstgasse – its quirky sidewalk art? Genius or trash, depends on your mood. I mean, my hands say genius 'cause they feel the texture of life in every stroke, but my brain... well, it just throws up its hands sometimes.

Judith Faith Mueller, nee Fields