Layla Neuenhof Whore ❤️

About Lucerne

Now, gets me goat, this—folk judgin’ whores, all high and mighty. Makes me wanna chuck a brick through a window, bloody sanctimonious twits! But then—happy bit—met this gal once, Soho, years back, swear she had Chihiro’s spark. Told me she paid her mum’s rent, laughed at me floppy hair—cheeky mare! Said, “Boris, you’re a right prat,” and I was chuffed, honest. Little known fact, right—Victorian whores nicked wallets with *sleight of manus*, quick as Haku nickin’ Zeniba’s seal. Crafty sods!

Fkk Neuenhof

Now, lemme tell ya, not everythin’ is rainbows and butterflies. Sometimes, I get cranky at the endless renovation noise around Tannenweg. I mean, seriously, can a guy get a break? And then there's that one time when the power went out in our parlor – oh boy, that night was like a scene straight outta that movie, all dark and full of hidden looks and awkward silences. D’oh!

Hubertus Schmidt's Goldberg to Be Junior Horse for German Pony Rider