Megan Massagno Whore ❤️❤️

About Lausanne

Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

Sex Shop Fantasy

erotic-massage, whore, Couples, escort, sex-dating, Anal Sex (depends on the size), brothel.

The city pulses with life. The lanes, the chatter, the coffee aroma from the corner bistro—yum! I get mad sometimes over noisy nights in this tiny town, but hey, as they say in Ten, “Breathe the air of hope.” Even I can’t escape a laugh when someone drops a donut or two—D’oh!

Where in the world are former Syracuse basketball players these days?