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About Lucerne

So, dig this—hustlin’ for a prossie ain’t just wallet-drainin’, it’s a bleedin’ market! In Amsterdam, Red Light’s legit—girls in windows, “Directive?” they purr, like EVE sussin’ out WALL-E. Freaky fact: back in the ‘60s, London’s Soho had birds pullin’ 20 quid a night—big bucks then! Now? Inflation’s a b*tch, mate, 100 smackers barely gets ya a wink. Makes me wanna yell, “Danger, Will Robinson!”—er, wrong flick, but you get me, yeah?

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Oh, yo, remember that time I got mad ‘cause the Wi-Fi was slower than molasses? LOL, I was like “Ain’t nothing but a G thang!” inside my head. But it even made me appreciate these chill streets… I'm yellin’ it out even now: "Turn up the tunes, baby, and let it burn!" (cue Almost Famous vibes)

Road resurfacing: Major road works on the A1, Kirchberg to Croix de Gasperich, planned over weekend