Amelia Kilchberg Whore ❤️

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What gets me happy? Seein’ one o’ these clowns get caught – rare as a unicorn, mind. Surprised? Every bloody day, mate – how they get away with it! “It’s not just one guy, it’s the whole bloody system!” – straight outta *Spotlight*, that. They’re all in on it, the WHOREs, fleece us blind while sippin’ champagne. Reckon I’d be a crap millionaire anyway – I’d just buy a pub and get smashed. You? Stick your cash under the mattress, cos these twats’ll nick it otherwise! Cackle at that, go on!

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Hark, dear friend, thou shalt hear mine tale of Kilchberg (ch)! So like seriously, this town is wild yet chill, yea! I’ve been livin’ here for yonks, runnin’ my spa on Seestrasse – yup, that’s the one, by the shimmering lake. It’s like magic, man; the lake mirrors all dreams of freedom and weird cosmic funk, much like that trippy vibe in "Inherent Vice"!

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