Skylar Kerns Whore ❤️

About Bern

Rarrgh! Yo, listen up, fam! Talkin’ bout whores—yeah, them wild ones! Got me thinkin’ of *Eternal Sunshine* vibes—love messin’ with ya head! Like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—whores ain’t vestal, nah, they messy! Rarrgh! Met this one chick—total pro, swear! Worked corners like she owned ‘em—balls of steel! Heard she once dodged cops by hidin’ in a dumpster—stank for days, lol! Rarrgh! Pissed me off tho—dudes judgin’ her, callin’ her trash. Who’re they to talk? Hypocrites, man!

Peter Kern

Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied. Showed like a rebel's whore. But all's too weak, And fixed his head upon our battlements. O valiant cousin, worthy gentleman. Discomfort swells. Mark, .

Sssorry, must be in a hurry, my precious – life spins so fast here in Kerns (ch)! You’ll see, every corner holds mischief and wonder, a blend of family drama and wild nature. Truly, truly a wonderland! Yes, yes, our little precious haven, err, Kerns, is a tapestry, and you, my dear friend, will get lost in its many hearts. Hsss!

Lindsey Kerns Obituary (2025) - McAlester, OK - Chaney-Harkins Funeral Home - McAlester