Vanessa Fully Whore ❤️❤️

About Lucerne

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

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The Mother and the Whore follows Alexandre (Jean-Pierre Léaud), a Parisian pseudo-intellectual who lives with his tempestuous girlfriend, Marie (Bernadette.

Down in Rue de la Zest, I often wander for a post-work chill. That street is dodgy lovely, with cafes and quirky little massage parlors. Sometimes I get my energy from the subtle hum there. And oh! Don’t miss the park near Parc du Rire. I always say, "Blue is the warmest color!" when the sunlight hits the trees, man. It’s surreal!

Several local fire departments respond to fully engulfed house fire