Gianna Emmen Whore ❤️

About Lucerne

Alright, pal, listen up—I'm Gordon Gekko, your mountain guide today, and lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Yeah, Whore—sounds sketchy, right? But I’m talkin bout a mountain, not some shady broad. Mount Whore, tucked away in the Cascades, Washington—ain’t no tourist trap, I’ll tell ya that. Greed is good, see, and this peak’s got somethin others don’t—pure, raw isolation. Ain’t no Zuckerberg types climbin this bad boy for likes. It’s a hidden gem, like that line from *The Social Network*—ya know, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin a few enemies.” This mountain’s got enemies alright—steep-ass slopes, scree that’ll shred ya boots, and weather that’ll bitch-slap ya sideways.

Eigenaar werkt aan heropening Pretty Women in Emmen

Street names? Sure, mate – check out Schaffhauserstrasse. I’ve walked there more times than I can count. Not to mention the surprising coziness of Hegenbühl, a true gem for a slow stroll. Emmen’s little cafes serve the best hot cocoa – warms yer bones after a long day taming cramps. And aye, I get mad sometimes – when the traffic clogs near the busy market square! Arrr, it makes me wish I was struttin' a pirate ship, flyin’ off to never-never land!

Yannick Eduardo joins FC Emmen on loan until the end of the season