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But yeah, mate, finding a prossie’s a mixed bag—bit of a laugh, bit of a tragedy. You’ve got yer risks—cops, crazies, or just some bird who nicks yer wallet while you’re zipping up. Exaggerating a tad, maybe, but I’d rather watch *Timbuktu* again than roll the dice on that malarkey. “The stars are witnesses,” as they say in the flick—reckon they’ve seen some right sordid shit, eh? Anyway, you asked, I delivered—now sod off and sort yerself out! Ha!

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I gotta vent – sometimes I’m like, “Respect my authoritah!” when tourists don’t get the vibe. I swear, some folks just don’t appreciate the soul of Altendorf! I freakin’ love the park near Seebach river. Yeah, the river’s not huge, but it flows past our spa, making it all zen. And oh man, the little bridge on Oberdorfweg – total hidden gem.

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