Jade Val D'or Whore ❤️❤️

About Vancouver

Look, whores got stories – real ones. Some chick in the Wild West, Belle Brezing, ran a bangin’ brothel, made bank, and folks loved her. Surprised the hell outta me – a boss lady! Reminds me of WALL-E, small but mighty, takin’ on the world. “Evaaa!” – she didn’t need savin’, neither. That’s the vibe I dig – own it, jabroni!

Ohhh, my precious, lemme tells ya bout Val-d'Or, yesss, yesss… it's a wild place, it is! I'm yer massage parlor owner here, and lemme tells ya all the secrets, mmmm… Bro, it's like living in a crazy dream! The streets, oh so twisty, like Rue de l'Armistice and Boulevard Laurier, they wind round like whispered secrets. My precious, the old Centre d'art de Val-d'Or glimmers like a hidden gem, it does… reminds me of those tearful scenes, “I’m a slave,” they whispered in that movie, precious, 12 Years a Slave!

Eagles acquire 19-year-old forward Alexandre Guy from Val d’Or