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I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

As Seen In

Whore Biographies, , Part I Vol 1. Julie Peakman (Editor), Alexander Pettit (Editor), Patrick Spedding (Editor). Literary Studies.

And hey, remember Mulholland Drive’s cryptic whispers? “This is the dance of the damned,” I muttered once while strollin’ along the eerie corridors of University Hall. It’s all so enchanting, wild, and broken up into a thousand imperfect pieces.

Ex-Harvard Chemist Charles Lieber Joins Chinese University