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Little secret bout wahoo—they’re nuts fast, like 60 miles an hour! Faster than me runnin’ from Squidward’s lectures! Once heard this story—some fisherman got his line snapped by a wahoo so quick, he cried like a baby! Made me laugh so hard I fell off my rock. But ugh, what ticks me off? People overfishin’ em! Greedy jerks—makes me wanna yell, “Come what may!” and bonk em with a jellyfish!

Home & Garden

Natural wood rustic chunky keyring, each hand made by us so each one is completely unique. The artwork is drawn using our unique quirky hand drawn fonts. Water.

Ah, Clarice… Rustic (ca) is like a beast with a tender heart, y’know? You stroll down Mapleton Ave – that's where my humble massage den sits next to the flickering neon of The Gutter Bar. I’ve been here a while, and lemme tell ya, this city’s a wild mix – kinda rough around the edges, but oh so seductive.

12 Ways to Master the Modern Rustic Look