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About Toronto

Lemme tell ya, findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ takeout—tho maybe it is now, apps and all! Back in the day—little known fact—guys used to check phone booths for numbers scribbled in pen! True story, saw it once in Brooklyn, freaked me out! I was like, “Who’s writin’ this? Is this allowed?!” Made me mad—why’s everything so shady? But also, kinda impressed—resourceful, y’know? Pretty, pretty clever!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Ask for the poo-tine special at the Harveys on Jarvis St to get shown where the secret back door entrance is. Bring a sock full of too-nies.

Man, you gotta check out the streets around The Village—real gem, darling! I always crack up remembering last summer when a customer said I could “read his zodiac” from his massage knots. I laughed, ya know, like “Bullseye, bitch!” Reminded me of that gritty, suspenseful mood in Zodiac (David Fincher, 2007)! I'm not sayin' I see grim clues in my massage oil, but—seriously—sometimes the tension in my clients is like a mystery waiting to be solved!

FTEC 2023 Fighters: Jeff "The Mimico Mauler" Skrypek