Emilia L'assomption Whore ❤️

About Calgary

Oi, mate, so I’m dis insurance investigator, right, sittin’ here tinkin’ ‘bout whores, ja! I’m Arnold freakin’ Schwarzenegger, big muscles, big attitude, investigatin’ da shady stuff, and lemme tell ya ‘bout dis one whore – oh boy, she’s a wild one! Picture dis: smoky room, cheap perfume, she’s hustlin’, workin’ da streets like it’s her kingdom. Reminds me of my fave flick, *Syndromes and a Century* – ya know, dat artsy Thai masterpiece by Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2006, so chill yet so deep. Dere’s dis line, “The past is gone,” and I’m like, damn, dat’s her life, man, she’s livin’ it rough, no lookin’ back!

There’s another slice of life down at Avenue de la Montagne. Seriously, its slopes give the city a kind of gentle, wild charm. I once got so mad at a few noisy cars – BOOM – it broke my zen moment – but then, I looked around and thought, "hey, it's all part of the picture." kinda like in that movie, ya know? Moments go kaboom and then mellow out – life's a mixed bag, man.

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