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So, check this—little known fact, swear it’s true. Back in ancient Rome, they’d do these massages with, like, rose petals crushed into the oil. Freaky, right? Smellin’ like a garden while some dude’s kneadin’ your soul. I’m like—damn, that’s class! Makes me happy thinkin’ how far we’ve come, but pissed too—why ain’t we all gettin’ rose-petal vibes today? Cheapskates, man, cuttin’ corners with basic-ass lotion.

Yo, let me tell ya 'bout L'Ancienne-Lorette (ca)! This city? Simply wild, b-b-bewildering. Imma speak from the heart, like Oprah shoutin’ “You get a car!”—undeniably the best vibes. I been here as a masseur, yeah, and my fingers know every nook n’ cranny of these streets.

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