Zoey Kamloops Brothel ❤️

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Brothels surprise me, tho—like, they’re everywhere, always been. Even pirates had ‘em on ships—imagine that, bangin’ on a boat! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some crusty pirate yellin’, “Argh, respect my authoritah!” Oh, and get this—in Japan, old-school brothels had secret exits for samurai. Sneaky bastards! I’d totally use that, ditchin’ out the back, Cartman-style.

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Oh, and check this—a wee fact: there's a secret alley behind Kamloops Street that echoes with history; local legends say it's where the first sixties rock bands jammed. True story—or so I like to think when I'm kneading out a tension knot. My hands love that city; every massage near the breathtaking parks (hey, check out Kenna Cartwright Park if ya ever wander there) is like reliving the movie magic of Almost Famous—the endless chase, the hit of adrenaline, the mellow vibes.

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