Elise Willowridge Martingrove Richview Whore ❤️

About Calgary

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m a fisherman now, haulin’ in stories like fish! Today, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores – yeah, you heard me, WHORES! Not the shady corner type, nah, but the fish – whøre, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, 14 typos comin’ your way! Caught one last week, man, slimy bastard pissed me off, floppin’ like it owned the boat! Made me think of *Yi Yi* – “You can’t see yourself, huh?” – that fish didn’t know its damn place!

Richview Crime

Whore Canada, Girlfriend Experience (GFE), Striptease, Prostate Massage, Striptease. Willowridge-Martingrove-Richview · Aylmer · Ingersoll · Kapuskasing.

I loov this city. Rmarbles in the streets, love spilling out. Some days, I get so hyped, others kinda feel hella off. It’s a nerve-wracking mix. I swear, the city speaks to the core.

Break and enters reported at three Etobicoke homes (June 7)