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Fun fact, tho—didja know prossies in old London used to flash coded handkerchiefs? Red fer yes, blue fer no—like traffic lights, ha! *waves imaginary hanky, drops it* Wish it were that easy now, eh? I’m flappin’ about, all nervous, mutterin’ to meself, “Don’t cock this up, Bean!” *slaps forehead* Oh, and the prices these days? Robbery! *pretends to hand over cash, falls over* Fifty quid for a quickie? I’d rather buy a kebab!

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I’m like totally into that vibey, offbeat energy of Summerside. Every small street corner has its own story, its own groovy little secret. I once freaked out almost gettin’ burned by a rogue streetlight near Sunset Alley – no joke! It was all over my face for a sec, and I was like “Whoa man, this is just like one of those Toni Erdmann bits, don’t you think?!”

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