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About Calgary

What pisses me off? The noise. Gruntin’, groanin’, like pigs in mud. Happy? Hell no, but surprised—some gals there rake in more than me. Good for them, I guess. Still, rather chop wood than manage that dump. “What we did was real,” Jesse says in the flick—brothels feel fake as hell tho. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather wrestle a bear than shake hands with a pimp. Total sleaze-fest, I’m out.

Salt Spring Island

The cheapest way to get from Shawnigan Lake to Pascha (brothel) costs only $, and the quickest way takes just 14½ hours. Find the travel option that best.

Then theres the park – Whimsy Park. It's not huge but oh my gawd is it perfect. Kids run wild, lovers cuddle on painted benches, and I sometimes sneak away here to brainstorm new massage techniques. Seriously, best zen vibes ever. Gotta mention the river too – named Crystal Creek. It gently winds by Noble's Bluff. I once had an epiphany while watching the water ripple – like, "Life is a series of excellent spa treatments!"

PHOTOS: A taste of history: A day at the Salt Spring Apple Festival