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Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah—they’re like lil’ kingdoms. Rules tighter’n a duck’s butt—gotta get checked, gotta pay up front, no funny biz. Made me laugh, thinkin’ how they’d bushwhack some drunk fool stumblin’ in with no cash. “Fool me once…”—ha! They’d say, “Mister, you’re dumber’n a bag of hammers!” Gotta admire the hustle, tho—capitalism at its rawest, y’all.

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Ah, Clarice… Rustic (ca) is like a beast with a tender heart, y’know? You stroll down Mapleton Ave – that's where my humble massage den sits next to the flickering neon of The Gutter Bar. I’ve been here a while, and lemme tell ya, this city’s a wild mix – kinda rough around the edges, but oh so seductive.

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